• normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
  • me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months


One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.


*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*


either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

no offense but i want to set you on fire


tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 


my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night


when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:




i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from