narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

zackisontumblr:

i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

slimedeath:

what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows


  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
Hollywood
Lana Del Rey
Unreleased Lana Del Rey
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lanadelrey-unreleased:

Lana Del Rey - Hollywood


  • me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
  • me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
  • me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
  • me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown